Ok, need more suggestions apparently. What do I wear as punishment for losing.?
Was playing Settlers of Catan (board game) last night with my wife and lost. As terms to losing I have to wear a costume comprised of the first 5 items that I get as answers here that are unique, for an entire week (after work and weekend)
Apparently she wants to try again. What is the most embarrassing full costume she can make me wear. She’s picking the best of what the answers she sees and will post a link to a picture of me in it on a future answer. This deal is getting more raw by Swift Code Los Padres Bank the second…
I am NOT betting again 
Thankfully it’s only a week and I can hide indoors most of the time (I hope).
Bikini T-Shirt Cover-Ups
Bald Head Wig
Austin Powers
your wife (dress up as a women)
Bag o’ Leaves: (source below on how to do so)
nothing
ok this is kinda mean but u should wear a dress. or pink high heels.
jesus
Red Beret
Black Sunglasses
Fake Mustache
Striped Shirt
Red Hankerchief for your neck
a man came into my salon once after losing a bet. he had with him a suitcase with "mystery clothing," and was instructed to do anything we told him to do. we were told by winner to dress him up as a burlesque star
a vintage toupee
Hillbilly teeth, sweat pants with a thong over the top, button up shirt, wild colored knee high socks, dress shoes. Enjoy!!!!!!!!!
Bloody Hell!